help, i can’t stop laughing
I lost it at “you over cooked the fucking stew”
this crab is so undercooked that it’s still singing under the sea

help, i can’t stop laughing
I lost it at “you over cooked the fucking stew”
this crab is so undercooked that it’s still singing under the sea

I’m too old for tumblr.
If I see any more bullshit about school and homework and how “school students have higher anxiety levels than any other age group” and “my school wont let us wear this or this” and “standardized testing doesnt test your knowledge just how well you remember things - down…


If Earth Had Rings
First off, they would be really pretty to look at. They would also dominate the sky in both night and day at exactly the same place as they would never rise nor set. And at night you would see the Earth’s shadow swing across the rings, like in the 4th photo here.
However, life would be very different on Earth if this were the case. Nocturnal animals would have a hard time being nocturnal, as the light reflecting from the rings would illuminate the night.
Because we are closer to the Sun than Saturn is, the rings would be more rocky than ice, making them less bright but still pretty bright. In fact, you would see far less stars at night (living anywhere other than the equator or the arctic circle) because of the light pollution and not to mention ruin most meteor showers because of that.
During the day the rings would block sunlight in certain regions of the planet creating wild weather cycles and effecting plant life as well. So basically, they would be definitely pretty to look at but they would also make a whole lot of things screwy.
Illustrations by Ron Miller // io9
— Click the photos for captions


i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked

the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this

The world of Laura Ingalls Wilder, with jackets illustrated by the wonderful Garth Williams!
I read these books to pieces.
